Your Company's Computer Guy
When I harness these powers, will I use them for good...or evil?
I have telekinetic powers.
No, seriously.
I honestly believe I have the power to operate electronics with my mind. Or, at the very least, break them. Because somehow electronics always go wonky when I'm around, and no one, including experts, seem to know what went wrong. I'm convinced it's because I have a bizarre superpower that I've yet to harness. I'm positive; because the alternative explanation is that I'm remarkably stupid when it comes to electronics, and that just can't be right.
Whatever the cause, stuff breaks when I'm around, and as a result I am forced into contact with those so-called experts-tech support, help desk, the dudes in red polo shirts at CompUSA. The encounters are never pleasant. But I've learned how to make them slightly more enjoyable than digging through a dumpster for your nephew's retainer.
But only slightly.
