According to an article in the China Daily News, a student in Yangzhou spent 100 days composing a 100-page resume detailing his 4 years of work experience. The student, Duan, also included insights into his "personal opinions on society and life."
Hmmm, what ARE the opinions of a male college student? "Hooters is the best restaurant ever." "I love Playstation!"
The student has indicated that he feels the resume will "attract human resources managers' interest." Duan, that may not be the kind of interest you're looking for.
I, for one, can't wait to read the sequel.